You’re the greatest wife ever. I wish I could marry you all over again.
Oh hullo stranger. Um
1. Strong. Intelligent but not wise. The fashion taste of a grandma.
2. Calm. Collected. Mother. Eyeliner on point tho.
3. Pixie. Spoopy. Cooler than you.
I don’t know quite what you were asking for
Spare a thought for all the tall girls who are insecure about being tall because most people say they prefer shorter girls
It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
being a girl who likes girls is confusing bc sometimes you’re not sure what kind of reaction you’re having. that girl is hot. do you wanna look like her? do you wanna sleep with her? do you want both? but not at the same time that would be weird. so confusing.
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU
this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy