zeldathemes
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i'm gay for natalie dormer

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pyrrhicvictoria:

heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Chris Pratt French Braids Intern’s Hair During ‘ET’ Interview

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

thatfunnyblog:

NEIL.„,

  #yo    #yeah  

The stages of telling a horrific pun.

Creation. Denial. Regret.

I have no shame. But I have some fury.

ohmydearlarry:

WHY HASN’T JK ROWLING MADE A SERIES OF THE MARAUDERS AT HOGWARTS

  • WHY HASN’T JK ROWLING MADE A SERIES OF THE MARAUDERS AT HOGWARTS
  • WHY HASN’T JK ROWLING MADE A SERIES OF THE MARAUDERS AT HOGWARTS
  • WHY HASN’T JK ROWLING MADE A SERIES OF THE MARAUDERS AT HOGWARTS
Other people are not medicine.
Amy Poehler (via allthecolorsindisguise)
  #aaaay  

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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